Unknown Hinson

Is there a future for Unknown Hinson? (May 2004)

Calling from an unspecified location, Unknown Hinson offers some sagely intended, comedically delivered advice to up and coming musicians. "Practice your guitar, piana or whatever, at least a half hour a day. Don't give up because you never know. But most of all - try to avoid a prison sentence if humanly possible. Because your rakkerd sales will drop off if you go into the joint for 30 years like I done." Sound advice and like many of Hinson's statements, he makes a claim that can't easily  ...